So, I’d like to take a minuet to rant about mosquitos. They bite, the bites itch. Did you know that by dabbing a bit of toothpaste on a bite & then covering that with a band-aid you can not only make the itching stop, but you can also make the bite heal a LOT faster. I didn’t know this until recently when I was attacked & eaten alive. Now I get to walk around the house covered in bandages & sticky from toothpaste, but I’m not itchy anymore.
The only ones that bite are the females. They can tell your blood type by your breath. But you can keep them away far more effectively by smoking cigarettes than by a citronella candle. Mosquitos are bastards.
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